Humor Articles
166: Excuse Me, But, Yes, I Am From 'Long-Guy-Land'
As much as I miss Long Island and New York, when I am there I can't wait to get back 'home'. The horns honking, the sirens, the closed in suburbs and, yes, the traffic, all get on my nerves now. These days, I look forward to the quiet, the easy conversation, and... the 'y'all come back now, you hear!' The way I figure it, I now have the best of both worlds and what can be better than that.
167: Why Is There No Time Like The Present?
Type A personalities will feel compelled to read this because it's about Type A personalities. All others will want to read it to find out why Type A personalities are compelled to.
168: Is It The 21st Century Version Of "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers"?
Look around you. People are missing. I think it's due to the 21st century version of "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers".
169: What's An Emotional Massage?
When we told friends we were moving to a smaller house with bigger problems, they didn't understand why - until they saw the view.
170: Don't You Think Trashers Should Be Trashed?
Trashing, also known as littering, is a sign of disrespect for the environment, disrespect for others and a sign that that the trasher deserves to be disrepected.
171: Build It And They Will Come?
Architects design the future, but only time will tell if it's history.
172: Why Is Mother's Day Only Once A Year?
I think Mother's Day is the right day to ask this question. After giving the gift of life to your child, is a simple, little thank you every day too much to ask?
173: Have You Heard White Whisper And Read Roar?
Have you ever said this color doesn't look good on me or this color doesn't go with that? That's because those colors aren't saying the right things to you.
174: Have You Stopped To Watch The World Go By Recently?
If you take time to stop and watch the world go by, it's amazing what you see.
175: Orange You Glad Orange Is Out?
Thankfully, fads are temporary fashion. Otherwise, we coulc be chewing fruit-striped gum and wearing mood rings.
176: How Many Ways Do You Recycle?
Everything is recycled. My desk is recycled wood. My computer is recyled technology. The family photo is a recycled memory and I am recycled genes.
177: Can Feng Shui Make Men Romantic?
The Chinese have practiced feng shui for thousands of years. I thought my husbnd need practice being romantic. Putting the two together seemed the obvious solution.
178: Are You A Procrastinator?
Some of us are doers. Others say they'll do whatever it is later, tomorrow, on the weekend, as soon as they get a chance. These are procratinators.
179: Is It Plane, Plain Or Pain?
If you want an opportunity to meet people and make close friendships, travel by plane.
180: Do Manners Make The Man?
From wearing hats inside and backwards to "Please turn off your cell phones" - manners change as times change.
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