Humor Articles
76: How Can You Be Too Old For Birthdays?
If I didn't celebrate my birthday, wouldn't my parents be insulted? They celebrated when I was born. Aren't I expected to carry on the tradition?
77: Who Carries The Beach Umbrella?
The beach is a sandbox for adults. We bring toys and take home sand in our clothes.
78: Sick Of Eating Healthy?
Coffee's good for you, then it isn't. Eggs are good for you, then they're not. Eating their words can't be good for nutritionists.
79: Tempted To Cruise Through Life?
I love cruises. My husband doesn't. We compromised by going on a small ship cruise. However, our cabin was so small, compromising positions were almost impossible.
80: Do Clothes Horses Wear Polo Shirts?
If clothes make the man, woman constantly remake themselves and teenagers should make amends.
81: Is Hurrying Stressful?
I identify with the White Rabbit in "Alice In Wonderland". He scurried around yelling, "I'm late, I'm late - for a very important date". I hurry instead of scurry and every day on the calendar is an important date for me.
82: When Is It A Wine's Time?
I don't understand the complexities of wine. I know if it's a white wine or a red wine, if it should be chilled or served at room temperature and if it tastes good. Wine tasting isn't rocket science
83: Have You Been To France?
Some say Pris is for lovers. If it is, Provence is for lovers of food and wine and no bathroom scales.
84: Don't Babies Make The World Go Around?
I was one, I had two, my two will have more. There's no shortage of babies, but each one is special - well maybe not quite as special during the terrible two's.
85: Great Halloween Games
Make your halloween that much more fun
86: When Is A Makeover Over?
Having seen the miracles of makeovers on television and in magazines, I decided to have one. Unfortunately (or fortunately, as far as my husband was concerned), life has a way of unmaking makeovers.
87: What Do You Want In A President?
The best argument in favor of cloning is our need for a person worthy of being President. Where are George Washington and Abraham Lincoln when we really need them?
88: Do You Remember Your School Daze?
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times". I learned that quote from Dickens' Tale of Two Cities in high school. I thought the quote was about high school.
89: Do You Give Yourself Credit?
There are plain credit cards and gold credit cards and platinum credit cards. There are credit cards that give you points for free gas and clothes and airline tickets. There's so much credit out there it's discreditable.
90: Who Ordered The Mail Order Catalogs?
I didn't order the carving set that looked like drumsticks from a kitchen catalog and I didn't order the curried almond stuffing mix from a gourmet catalog. When it came to mail order, I'd gone cold turkey - again.
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