Humor Articles
151: The Humble Inventor
Some of the world's greatest innovators are people you've never heard of. Everyone knows about Alexander Graham Bell (the telephone), Edward Jenner (vaccination) and the like. But there are a whole host of less obvious inventions that probably never even entered your invention radar - if you have such a thing.
152: Is There A Job You Wouldn't Do?
There are jobs I wouldn't do, jobs I wouldn't want to do and jobs I wouldn't be good at. Now it's my job to explain.
153: Does It Have Your Stamp Of Approval?
The U.S. Postal Service leaves a lot to be desired. If the government had been required to notify us by mail about the increased cost of mailing a letter, we'd still be paying thirty-nine cents.
154: Ever Had One Of Those Daze?
Every once in a while there is one of those daze that has a black cloud hanging over it. I can't see it from my prone position in bed. I get up - unfortunately not knowing I should have stayed in bed.
155: I Didn't Know - Did You?
Who knew chocolate cookies and milk is good news/bad news? Who knew I shouldn't have given away the seashell, wind chimes from Cousin Walter?
156: Want The Scoop?
Ice cream is America's favorite treat. If you know someone who doesn't like ice cream, ask to see their belly button. It's said that aliens don't have belly buttons.
157: Is Self-Therapy Theraputic?
Life is a succession of problems - some big and some small. Self-therapy is there when you need it and it's free.
158: How Green Is Your Thumb?
Not everyone has a green thumb. Even those who do have green thumbs don't always use them as well as they could. The Jolly Green Giant used to advertise tiny, green peas.
159: What Couldn't You Do Without?
Other than the necessities of life there's nothing we couldn't do without. However, there are some things that make our lives so much better we've become dependent on them. It would be like bread without butter or Wednesday night without "Lost".
160: How Do You Say Equal In French?
Whoever said, "Don't judge a book by its cover" would probably advise not to judge a restaurant by its menu cover, but for one evening I felt like a French freedom fighter.
161: Are Sitters An Endangered Species?
There was a time not that long ago when getting a sitter was as easy as calling the girl down the block. Things have changed. Sitters are now an endangered species.
162: Would You Rather Be In Philadelphia?
I doubt if you have much in common with W.C. Field's. You probably never met Mae West or made a movie and you probably do like children. However, I bet you share a similar philosophy about life. I bet there are times you'd rather be in Philadelphia.
163: Have You Found A Penny Recently?
Is finding a quarter luckier than finding a penny? How does a bell bring you luck? Is seeing a falling star always lucky? Are you lucky I wrote this article?
164: Is Camp A Four-Letter Word?
Some people are outside campers, some people are inside campers and some people think camp is a four-letter word. Which are you?
165: Am I The Only One?
There are a lot of things that don't make sense to me, and I don't think it's just because I'm a blond - or is it?
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