Humor Articles
106: When Is A Makeover Over?
Having seen the miracles of makeovers on television and in magazines, I decided to have one. Unfortunately (or fortunately, as far as my husband was concerned), life has a way of unmaking makeovers.
107: What Do You Want In A President?
The best argument in favor of cloning is our need for a person worthy of being President. Where are George Washington and Abraham Lincoln when we really need them?
108: Do You Remember Your School Daze?
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times". I learned that quote from Dickens' Tale of Two Cities in high school. I thought the quote was about high school.
109: Do You Give Yourself Credit?
There are plain credit cards and gold credit cards and platinum credit cards. There are credit cards that give you points for free gas and clothes and airline tickets. There's so much credit out there it's discreditable.
110: Who Ordered The Mail Order Catalogs?
I didn't order the carving set that looked like drumsticks from a kitchen catalog and I didn't order the curried almond stuffing mix from a gourmet catalog. When it came to mail order, I'd gone cold turkey - again.
111: Are They Stories Or Lessons?
As a child, I listened to fairy tales. Now as an adult, I can read between the lines of those tales.
112: Want Your Picture Taken Or Returned?
Some people are photogenic. I'm not one of them. When it comes to cameras, I want to be out of the picture.
113: 7 Steps to Viral Videos
Wondering what makes a video an actual viral video? Has it something to do with viruses that infiltrate your computer and destroy all your data, or is it a video all about viruses?
114: Are They Being Nosey?
My grandmother had a name for people who exaggerated or told little, white lies. She called them Pinocchio noses and they're not just in fairy tales.
115: Are You Running On Automatic?
On vacation one day rolls into the next and I forget what day it is. Not it's happening when I'm not on vacation. Unfortunately, the days aren't rolling by. They are whizzing by. It's like I'm running on automatic, but my breaks don't work.
116: Three Good and True Rat Stories
We can never have too many good rat stories. By nature, rats elicit a human response that is both unpredictable and at times entertaining.
117: The Horny Boss
If you are working hard at the same job for years without getting a decent raise or promotion, it means that you have not turned on your boss. He is not sexually attracted to you and you will get no w
118: Can You Compare Apples And Oranges?
"Another day, another dollar". "Time waits for no man". "The bigger they are, the harder they fall". These are adages or truisms, but how true are they?
119: Who's The Weaker Sex?
Although women don't play professional football or hit a golf ball as far or hit a tennis ball as hard as men do, I'm not sure women are the weaker sex.
120: Are Television Commercials Rude?
Children are the most susceptible to television advertising. They believe ads. I want to believe. I want to believe the detergent will remove stains and the car is fuel efficient and that fairy godmothers are real.
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